first day of college in media: “Please open up your textbooks to chapter three because I expect you to have already read the first two chapters in preparation for starting this class”
first day of college in reality: “We’re going to spend the next hour slowly and thoroughly going over every page of the syllabus because I strongly suspect at least half of you assholes don’t actually know how to read”
So Captain Underpants explores the friendship between a gay boy and a black bisexual boy and y’all wanna say Beauty and the Beast was the pinnacle of gay representation in children’s films huh
Captain Underpants comes out on Pride Month. Coincidence? I think the fuck NOT.
Excuse but Harold and George aint gay.
You miss the book where Harold has a husband?
Fanfiction aint canon
It’s in the official books written by the actual author, so it is canon. Pilkey wrote it, so it’s canon.
I refuse to believe he willingly inserted a political agenda into a popular, established children series
Happy pride let’s all celebrate Harold’s wedding
Denial is one helluva drug…
From Captain Underpants and the Sensational Saga of Sir Stinks-A-Lot, by Dav Pilkey, published August 2015. Images sourced from Seventeen.com and
The Guardian.
All your childhood faves are gay! Bwhahahaha! Get wrekt hetros!
what do people gain from defending massive corporations like do yall think the ghost of steve jobs is going to descend into your lap and sweetly suck your nuts or do you just do it for fun. what gives
mother fucking jessie eisenberg jesus christ fuck dude mother fucking facebook movie bullshit jesus can you fucking believe this shit goddamn creator of facebook and lawyers and shit right fucking winklevoss twins goddamn rowing the boat fuck yo shit i cant even fucking believe this shit have you seen this shit fuck i just watched this shit fuck jessie eisenberg man motherfucking spiderman spiderman you put in the time fuck you put in the time mother fucking built shit with his bare hands fucking best friend shit jessie eisenberg
